Blast Furnace Canada Blog: DNA tests proved Harry is Charles' son

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

DNA tests proved Harry is Charles' son

I read this morning that the late Princess Diana was forced to subject her son Prince Harry to a DNA test so she could prove that Prince Charles was, in fact, Harry's father.

Given the trouble Harry has gotten into over the last few years, it proves the obvious: of course he's his father's son. He's just as eccentric and irresponsible as Chuckles is. If this is the "spare" that'll step in if something God forbid happened to William ... well, all I can say is this: Thank God the King of the United Kingdom during World War II was George VI and not Edward VIII.

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